A growing list of sexy, romantic, and downright weird ways to express your love for your lover.
"Roses are red; violets are blue; I'm Mr.T and I PITY THE FOO"
"I'm goign to chomp at your chicken mcnuggies"
You're the negus in my Ethiopia.
"I've totally fallen for you."
"I have feelings for you."
"This is more than a crush."
"You turn me inside out."
You fire up the lighter in me.
FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU
When we were all in elementary school we'd say "I think you are cute" and then we'd get married/kiss by holding hands.
"I love you from the bottom of my heart."
"You mean so much to me."
"You're my Prince Charming."
"We're perfect for each other."
"You can't deny what's between us."
"We're meant for each other."
"We complete each other."
"I'm infatuated with you."
"I've got a thing for you."
"I've got a crush on you."
"I've had a crush on you for a long time."
"I think I'm in love with you."
"I think you're the one."
"I'd like for us to get together."
"You've got what I need."
"You make me burn with desire."
"You make me want to be a better man."
"We were meant to be together."
"I can't live without you."
"I can't bear to be apart from you."
"I want to take this slow."
"I'm ready to take it to the next level."
"I think I wanna have your baby!"
"I'm rather partial to you."
"I have a soft spot for you."
"You've put a spell on me."
"My heart calls out for you."
"You make me feel young again."
"I'm physically attracted to you."
"You are the object of my affection."
"I feel affectionate toward you."
"Do you want to go steady?"
"Roses are red; violets are blue; sugar is sweet, and so are you."
"I feel something for you."
"I think of you as more than a friend."
"I hereby declare my love and affection toward you."
"We have a good chemistry."